Cankles McJegging’s Hammer Time thread
What happened to the good old days of just torching pediatricians cars?! It’s PC gone mad!
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The “Somerset Gimp”
What a fucking tool.
At least he got In Sides at number 1, but his main arguments for it were ‘an insane album cover’ and ‘songs that are neither too long nor too short’ LOL
Beyond grim….you know what to do Derms
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Footage of Canks in action
If we do a poll and everyone is in agreement, could we get a cankles mcjeggings advent calendar sorted pls?
A multitude of festive themed David Brent style poses, with the famous claw hammer of course, would be an absolute best seller in Poundlands across the UK.
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Fucking hell. En route. Fatty is getting some special luvin from old faithful Consider it done.
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Who’s this Derno then? Rubbishy watch and that’s not a hammer either. Needs a real one if he’s going to be taken seriously. Amateur hour.
Cankles-McJeggings Rubbishy watch
Not nearly as nice as your Fossil **edited*
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it is always somewhat unfortunate when persons of dubious character are seen sporting the colours of their beloved football team and, for the record, Jimmy Savile hated football. This case seems well off the scale of depravity and i have seen a lot over the years.
Oh come on, Iain, don’t be like that, buddy! The season of goodwill approaches.
You have the honour of the greatest nickname in board history bestowed upon your magnificent, beautiful self! Big Cankles Mcjeggings (and his pink hammer).
Own it like a leader of men! Xx
Si, you dribbling spastic, you can’t even spell my name right let alone be funny. More ppt needed.
-si- greatest nickname in board history
Lol have you forgotten yours Jimmy Thicket?