Dating apps and war stories
If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best
LOL you sound like you have a neck beard.
Errr you what?!!
What app are you on?
Looks like it’s called imgur Hursty.
I’ve never heard of it I must say.
What I like about ‘dating’ is the bit when you persuade the bird to stand on your balls and shout at you in thick Beijing vernacular for no add-on fees because she thinks it seems ‘fun’.
Am chatting to an absolute smoker on Bumble.
It’s probably Purple Aki.
You can indeed Kells.
Christ… hours and hours wasted swiping through shite like this: