Am chatting to an absolute smoker on Bumble.

It’s probably Purple Aki.

    Smallman1 I swore off dating apps a long time ago but surely in this day and age you can propose a video chat fairly soon in the interaction to avoid that sort of situation?

      Jules72 reminds me, I don’t suppose anyone else has had cheese chocolates before? Sounds a bit unusual, but made by a master French chocolatier and an intriguing and delicious concoction.

      I used to always pick up a box whenever I was in Paris.

      https://www.jeanpaulhevin.com/en/chocolates/208-570-boite-chocolats-aperitifs.html#/39-net_weight-140/3072-family-dark_chocolate/3074-type_of_chocolate-chocolates_box/3078-number_of_pieces-16_to_40_pieces

        That’s Ed’s Xmas gift sorted. Thanks Hugo!

          The cheese would spoil my chocolate box good looks.

          Chiselled and chocolate box, makes the Dorises go weak at the knees.

          I’ll tell you what would be great. If Dave Benson-Phillips (my tracksuit icon) set up a game called ‘Chocolate or Cheese?’ with Smallman strapped into a chair above the customary gunk tank.

          Smallman is given ten questions on fluid dynamics, theoretical physics and neo-endogenous economic growth theory. Whenever he gets a question right, he gets a tub of chocolate dumped over his ‘chocolate box good looks’ while Jaded Clubbers regulars jeer disappointedly. Whenever he gets a question wrong, he gets varieties of molten liquid cheese bunged over his head at blistering temperatures.

            <Smallman> “I’d actually die”