If I told you the latest with my roof you would laugh Dave.

Literally couldn’t make it up at this point.

    It’s not no.

    Over £4k in the hole now too, reg.

    Pitched!

      Some cunt came in and took a chunk out of my bedroom wall too.

      Looks like jaws has been in there.

        Smallman1
        Hope it wasn’t a cash & no receipt job. Does it need a scaffold jut take a look.

          Smallman1 Some cunt came in and took a chunk out of my bedroom wall too

          How the fook did someone do that. Did he put his foot through the ceiling.

            Was a cash and no receipt job.

            No scaffolding required.

            3 different ‘roofers’ can’t work it out, don’t know what to do, am at my wits end.

              bosstrabs 😆 'Aoibhe. Aoibhe! They’ve done the ceiling, I don’t know how, but they’ve tarmacked the ceiling!'

                Smallman1 Shirley Smallman Snr. knows someone? Didn’t he do a gaff up not long ago?

                Think a VAT registered firm might be worth a look at this stage. One that guarantees the work and issues receipts.

                    Amps Shirley Smallman Snr. knows someone? Didn’t he do a gaff up not long ago?

                    A friend of his from the gym recommended me the firm that cost me over £3k!

                    All of his recommendations are getting the s to the werve from here on in.

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                        Dubman Yes.. have a look on their website. The have a rating system.

                        Good man, will have a butchers.

                        Thanks.

                          Millsy Does Darren do roofs?

                          You misheard ‘roofies’. Or ‘roofers’.