Dating apps and war stories

Dan

Likes eating out = fat cunt

Heno

zackster how can we launch her out of a canon asap?

Along_the_Wire

Heno I’m no expert in physics, but I wouldn’t expect firing her from a cannon to be much of a success.

LT42

The Hadron Collider couldnt move that mass

Along_the_Wire

She wouldn’t fit in either

Millsy

Couldn’t launch that off Cape Canaveral. The fat, overly opinionated, cunt

Jules72

You wouldn’t go hungry with those cushions feeding you though

Kells77

As a chonk myself, I feel like I can safely disagree with her. Everyone has preferences, whether you say it out loud or not. I dislike beards. Maybe that’s unfair to an entire population of men who sport beards, but 🤷🏼‍♀️….we likes what we likes.

Edit: Also her delivery is condescending and really fucking annoying.

SM001

Kells77 At least a bloke can choose to shave the beard. By the looks of yer one that fat isn’t going anywhere with a block of C4.

BlainSA

Kells77 Put a bubble in your mouth Kells

Dan

Kells77 She should know her place tbf.

Amps

Kells77

BlainSA I should, shouldn’t I?

BlainSA

Kells77

Do you understand what I am saying?

Infuriating… The level of delusion is beyond

Kells77

BlainSA I just thought you were telling me to put a bubble in my mouth to shut up 😆

Amps

BlainSA Do you understand what I am saying?

I don’t, what the fuck does ‘put a bubble in your mouth’ mean?

BlainSA

Kells77 Just nod, Kells 😆

BlainSA

Amps It’s what teachers tell young children to do in class to keep their mouths shut. It’s also what this absolute keeper of a girl says in that vid.

Put a bubble in your brain more like.

Amps

BlainSA But the bubble gives no resistance to the physical act of talking, it doesn’t have the structural integrity to hamper the speaker, it makes no sense as a saying. Something like ‘go chew a cricket ball’ would make a lot more sense.

Smallman1

Replace bubble with gun and you’re bang on track.

BlainSA

Amps Kids are dumb, amps

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