Don’t think she’ll find Hugo very sexy…..

    I’m all of those, so job done. Just need to let the wife know.

    Jules72 I am actually all of those things (though the mask is only grudgingly when essential).

    Unluckily for her though I’m not a fan of middle-aged women with bums on their chin.

      6 days later

      Big knob or big wallet not required .. just a pack of Jaffa cakes… wonder if she’d like some dark chocolate digestives 😮

      • Dan replied to this.
        6 days later

        “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best!”

        • Jean-Jacques Rousseau
        15 days later

        So this woman is 5ft 8… and she requires you to be at lest 6 ft 3 and is ruling out 98.5% of the male population in this country .. what a thicket

          I can be 6 foot 3 if I wear my heels. I’m guessing that will be ok for her

          Jules72 Jules, have you ever tried the more ‘adult’ or shall we say ‘specialist interest’ dating sites? Some of the ‘measurements’ desired / required there put this to shame! 😆

              Amps I’m alright mate - no shortage of potential dates 😉

                  Jules72 can you give smallsy a few pointers? Poor lad is always struggling. 😢