Generally avoid vintage cheddar for melts, the whole point of vintage is getting those crunchy salt bits and they get nuked in toasties. Better to have as is.

Ham and cheese, best with gruyere or manchego. Let the dijon take care of the salty umami.

@mono-stereo

Can we have a new thread for R-Dogg please - Sandwiches RANK ?

rhouses another one which makes me chuckle

    RichM Decently funny, but just doesn’t have the nuances Dave’s video had which makes it an absolute banger of racism.

    bosstrabs Smalls, have you done a pie barm yet?

    Must have decent butter, which I’m sure you can acquire at mid-market M&S, it’s not like you shop at SCABSDA.

    Smallman1 I can’t eat butter Dave.

    More "p"ies Edward?

    No cheese, no butter, I’ve always said that!

    19 days later

    You’re living large with Ortiz tuna, @mono-stereo. Jesus Christ brother, $6 (rs. 500) a can, and that’s on Amazon US. Haha. Looking forward to it. This is like when I pay $10 for a dosa in the airport.

      RichM definitely not nuking it in the microwave or any mayo. lol.

      Will keep it clean and fresh, tomato onion banana peppers, squeeze of lime salt pepper at the end. Let the tuna do the talking. Open face sandwich. Treat this mofo like sushi. Might do a tuna musubi down the road.

      Double whammy of suitcase weight and the price pissed off the missus, but she pulled the trigger. “Come on, at least I’m not making you lug some sneakers back.” worked.

        rhouses sounds good mate. Glad it’s not getting drenched in mayo as it’s decent stuff. I very rarely buy it, but when I do most of it just gets eaten straight from the tin!

        rhouses yeah it’s outrageously expensive unless you buy it in Spain. Let me know what you reckon. I just use it in a Tuna Mayo sandwich tbh.

          mono-stereo so you warm your tuna mayo through in a microwave like a totally normal person would?

            Don’t mind the occasional tuna sandwich (not a euphemism)

            Is Rhouses missus the most unfortunate woman on the planet?

              bosstrabs i will not contest it this month, making her bring back at least 2kgs worth of albanese gummy bears as well.

              bosstrabs wifey bought two of everything because she felt bad I couldn’t join her. True love, you should try it Dave.

              24 cans of ortiz tuna, and a life supply of sour gummy bears, peach rings, and nerds gummies.

                rhouses Rhouses, that’s not ‘true love’, she only indulges you (puts up with your shit, literally) because it’s an arranged marriage and she’s from a lower caste.

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