Sandwiches RANKED

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Can we have a new thread for R-Dogg please - Sandwiches RANK ?

rhouses another one which makes me chuckle

RichM Decently funny, but just doesn’t have the nuances Dave’s video had which makes it an absolute banger of racism.

No cheese, no butter, I’ve always said that!

rhouses what have you got planned for the Ortiz tuna?

RichM definitely not nuking it in the microwave or any mayo. lol.

Will keep it clean and fresh, tomato onion banana peppers, squeeze of lime salt pepper at the end. Let the tuna do the talking. Open face sandwich. Treat this mofo like sushi. Might do a tuna musubi down the road.

Double whammy of suitcase weight and the price pissed off the missus, but she pulled the trigger. “Come on, at least I’m not making you lug some sneakers back.” worked.

rhouses sounds good mate. Glad it’s not getting drenched in mayo as it’s decent stuff. I very rarely buy it, but when I do most of it just gets eaten straight from the tin!

rhouses yeah it’s outrageously expensive unless you buy it in Spain. Let me know what you reckon. I just use it in a Tuna Mayo sandwich tbh.

Don’t mind the occasional tuna sandwich (not a euphemism)

Millsy
A full 800W for 9 minutes, or until the mayo separates.

Is Rhouses missus the most unfortunate woman on the planet?

bosstrabs i will not contest it this month, making her bring back at least 2kgs worth of albanese gummy bears as well.

bosstrabs lol

bosstrabs wifey bought two of everything because she felt bad I couldn’t join her. True love, you should try it Dave.

24 cans of ortiz tuna, and a life supply of sour gummy bears, peach rings, and nerds gummies.

rhouses Rhouses, that’s not ‘true love’, she only indulges you (puts up with your shit, literally) because it’s an arranged marriage and she’s from a lower caste.

Rhouses can you run me through the maths of your Mrs bringing two of everything back and 24 cans of tuna?

Cheers!

Lol. ‘ a lifetime supply of gummy bears’. Two packets.

rhouses did she have to leave all her stuff behind so she could stock you up with all that tuna!!!

Smallman1 no jokes this is the haul:

1.4 kgs of exotic fruit gummy bears
1.8 kgs of sour gummy bears
1.2 kgs of nerds gummy clusters
.6 kg of peach rings
36 packs of butterfingers
24 cans of ortiz white tuna in olive oil (only asked for 12 in my defence)

RichM was overweight, but airlines let her off with just a warning. She’s come back with a whole wardrobe from a store called Athelta!

rhouses 1.4 kgs of exotic fruit gummy bears
1.8 kgs of sour gummy bears
1.2 kgs of nerds gummy clusters
.6 kg of peach rings
36 packs of butterfingers
24 cans of ortiz white tuna in olive oil (only asked for 12 in my defence)

I’m losing it here

there’s another duty free chocolate bag. Luckily that would just require a quick walk from the luggage belt to car. Caramel M&Ms and peanut butter m&ms, and maybe some cheeky after 8s, she’s hidden the bag somewhere.

Happy to share the links if any of you have access, i basically searched best US candy for stoners and this is what popped up.

This is why I don’t fly economy nowadays, especially through Dubai or Doha, the third-worlders in ‘coach’ are like this, stuffing bags and boxes full of absolute shit into the overhead bins, then congregating for a family meeting (all 14 of them around one matriarch’s seat) 5 hours into the flight when the cabin lights are off and every fucker is trying to sleep.

bosstrabs stuffing bags and boxes full of absolute shit into the overhead bins

lol. All in a conveniently packable bag for life from the supermarket

rhouses peach rings

Interesting.

bosstrabs funnily enough, she didnt take the gym bag for carry on. I asked. Last year on a bangkok trip, i took it, and filled it with lay chips (because the thai flavours are out of control), shoved it in the overhead no issues. Felt very desi. Lol.

But yeah, the moment you see an indian bust out a stainless steel containers inside a plane, shit will be going down.

I must make sure I cherish every Rhousedawg post while he’s still with us.

Lol

All those intensive games of badminton are not gonna fuel themselves lads.

One for when you just want something light and healthy

RichM One for when you just want something light and healthy

I’m disappointed it didn’t have GARLIC BREAD…

hugopal haha

RichM presumably this cafe is owned by Remploy or some other charity?