Made me laugh. Tough crowd! I’ll see myself out…

    ScottBailey Don’t mind them, Scott. They don’t know comic genius when they hear it. I’ll have the family ROTFLing telling them that one at Christmas. upvoted

      Cracker, Scott. Ignore these javelins

      Unbelievable joke, Scott. Breathtaking, even. Don’t let these Palestine’s get you down.

      …first day as a delivery driver for Mt Kipling I had to do an emergency stop.

      Fortunately the lorry had exceedingly good brakes.

        Gonorrhea would have been a great name for a diarrhea medicine.

        We actually have a Christmas jumper day today in work. We are up to all kinds of high jinks.

          Unbroken1 …first day as a delivery driver for Mt Kipling I had to do an emergency stop.

          Fortunately the lorry had exceedingly good brakes.

          A gen lol for Damo!

            Had a terrible nightmare last night that I was trapped inside a snow globe.

            All is good now though, just a feel a bit shaken up.

            Take my wife.

              A b-flat, an e-flat and a g-flat walk into a bar.

              The bartender says sorry we don’t serve minors.

              Try the fish!

                Smallman1 A b-flat, an e-flat and a g-flat walk into a bar.

                The bartender says sorry we don’t serve minors.

                YOU FUCKING CUNT

                    Someone call 999 there’s an OLB on fire!