Gonorrhea would have been a great name for a diarrhea medicine.

We actually have a Christmas jumper day today in work. We are up to all kinds of high jinks.

    Unbroken1 …first day as a delivery driver for Mt Kipling I had to do an emergency stop.

    Fortunately the lorry had exceedingly good brakes.

    A gen lol for Damo!

      Had a terrible nightmare last night that I was trapped inside a snow globe.

      All is good now though, just a feel a bit shaken up.

      Take my wife.

        A b-flat, an e-flat and a g-flat walk into a bar.

        The bartender says sorry we don’t serve minors.

        Try the fish!

          Smallman1 A b-flat, an e-flat and a g-flat walk into a bar.

          The bartender says sorry we don’t serve minors.

          YOU FUCKING CUNT

              Someone call 999 there’s an OLB on fire!

              4 cunts walk into a bar
              Smallman is the 4 of them.

              Made me laugh!

              a month later

              A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow: Mind if I say a word?" She says: “Please do.”

              The man clears his throat and says: “Bargain.”

              The widow replies: “Thanks that means a great deal.”

              • C_J replied to this.

                Is this definifely the top top jokes thread?

                Smallman1 Ed, have the Govt forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time?
                You might be entitled to condensation.