ScottBailey Don’t mind them, Scott. They don’t know comic genius when they hear it. I’ll have the family ROTFLing telling them that one at Christmas. upvoted
The top top jokes thread.
Cracker, Scott. Ignore these javelins
Unbelievable joke, Scott. Breathtaking, even. Don’t let these Palestine’s get you down.
…first day as a delivery driver for Mt Kipling I had to do an emergency stop.
Fortunately the lorry had exceedingly good brakes.
Gonorrhea would have been a great name for a diarrhea medicine.
seanc80 for fuck sake Damo
I know that Mt typo is a fucking killer
We actually have a Christmas jumper day today in work. We are up to all kinds of high jinks.
Had a terrible nightmare last night that I was trapped inside a snow globe.
All is good now though, just a feel a bit shaken up.
Take my wife.
Smallman1 have you checked your insulin levels recently Smalls?
A b-flat, an e-flat and a g-flat walk into a bar.
The bartender says sorry we don’t serve minors.
Try the fish!
Someone call 999 there’s an OLB on fire!
bosstrabs YOU FUCKING CUNT
LOL
Made me lol too!
4 cunts walk into a bar
Smallman is the 4 of them.
Made me laugh!