A b-flat, an e-flat and a g-flat walk into a bar.

The bartender says sorry we don’t serve minors.

Try the fish!

    Smallman1 A b-flat, an e-flat and a g-flat walk into a bar.

    The bartender says sorry we don’t serve minors.

    YOU FUCKING CUNT

        Someone call 999 there’s an OLB on fire!

        4 cunts walk into a bar
        Smallman is the 4 of them.

        Made me laugh!

        a month later

        A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow: Mind if I say a word?" She says: “Please do.”

        The man clears his throat and says: “Bargain.”

        The widow replies: “Thanks that means a great deal.”

        • C_J replied to this.

          Is this definifely the top top jokes thread?

          Smallman1 Ed, have the Govt forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time?
          You might be entitled to condensation.

            It has been 33 years, and no further instructions from Technotronic. And so I think, with regret, it’s time to deflate the jam

            • C_J replied to this.
              a month later

              I’ve just got back from the supermarket where some bloke threw a block of cheese at me followed by a pint of milk.

              I thought how dairy.

                a month later

                When one door closes, another one opens.

                Other than that, it’s a pretty good car.

                2 months later

                I’ve begun investing heavily in beef, chicken and vegetable stocks.

                One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.