Tiger on the meds again?
Golf
He needs to jack the golfing in, call it quits and start a weed company. We all know he’s a proper deviant, just drop the pretence and crack on… maybe get a full time chauffeur too.
He’s never been a particularly straight driver
19 days later
Just watching the wheels fall of Lee Westwood’s game in The Players tonight. Enjoyable tournament otherwise.
So close last weekend and this weekend
Buzzing for Ghim, way back down the field but they reckon he’ll still cash in over 100k.
25 days later
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I’ve got Robot Rose in a sweep, lovely start, can’t see him holding on though, long weekend etc.
Golf tournaments during lock down have been boss, (edit) still bell ends shouting stuff, but not as many of them, which is delightful.
Speaking of absolute weapons, but are you all stuck with Jim Nantz like we are?
“A tradition unlike any other.”
Fuck you, Jim.
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jonattonyeah no but we have the inanities of Butch Harmon and his innnnneresting insights and many posh scottish folk who would definitely be allowed to join Muirfield. I find golfers difficult athletes to like - they seem so bland, so detached from reality. i’d love one to be very sweary and shout “you fucking cunt” when he misses a short putt and then hurls his putter into an adjacent field of wheat and spends the next 15 minutes stomping around muttering whilst making everyone else wait while he tried to find it. Not speaking from any personal experience like! 
Even though Augusta takes itself far too seriously, it is an absolutely magnificent spectacle.
Will be watching all weekend.
I’m on Bubba lol, Rory bigger lol and Westwood to finish in top 10.
Think I’m going again today on someone with a chance
I’ll be surprised if Rose wins it. Yesterday was his ‘Masters Round of a Lifetime’.
McIlroy has completely destroyed his game trying to imitate DeChambeau. Could take him a long time (if ever) to get back to winning ways.
DeChambeau had an absolute reg yesterday.
Massive Chelsea fan is Rose.
Ledge.
jonattonyeah I get a mix on my feed, depends who they are stealing from, so I don’t know who I was listening to yesterday, but some notable nonsense moments:
‘he gets this course’
‘is he sneaky long?’
‘he always goes for the hole, every ball sees the inside of the cup’
I appreciate that it’s tricky to commentate on an opening round for twelve hours, but it needs to have some insight somewhere.
Lol. In my defence I was riding on the back of my mate’s bets (who is massively into his golf) with Rory and Westwood.
Bubba was mine though. Was a touch unlucky going into the water - was in the mix until then
So we went with Leishman instead. £40 at 110-1.
1 off lead. Come on you cunt
Let me dream for a bit before you crush my spirit
Having been on a few nights out with Dutchy, I’d have to agree.
Dutchy your post got in the way of my obvious and 4 out of 10 gag!
Rose showing some grit. Back to -6
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Amps
I doubt it, he’s been all over the place for a while, and just about held on today. Missing both sides early doors shows he’s a way off any consistency.
He is nuggety though, I’ll give him that, despite being a massive cunt.
If he does win, enjoy taking the money. Then quickly give it to charidee before it stains your soul 
Rory snd Dustin J missing the cut. Extraordinary
Westwood missing it not so much of a surprise.
Rose clinging on at the moment.
Fair play to Matsuyama, hope he can do the same again tomorrow.
Some fantastic lazy racism from the team at Fox… ‘lets go over and listen to how crazy the Japanese broadcasters are going’. Lets all lol together at their funny language!
Buzzing for Matsuyama, well deserved.