They’re the worst thing I’ve seen since someone tricked me into looking at Lemon Party years ago.

seanc80 lol, if you were out on your hols in Torremelinos you’d bump into Pat Kenny wearing a pair of them on the promenade.

Take away the NB logo, add a wanky Zoro flash and change the colourway to green and you basically have Smallsy’s Kermit trabs.

They should defo stop you going anywhere near the trigger.

    Millsy Take away the NB logo, add a wanky Zoro flash and change the colourway to green and you basically have Smallsy’s Kermit trabs.

    They should defo stop you going anywhere near the trigger.

    Remember how Ed always used to post up the side profile pic of those?

    This is why…

      If it’s dry, they’re getting rocked at Glastonbury!

      Smallman rocking pink and green Nike Streaks, a t-shirt with a dripping ice cream on it, and Blue Harbour shorts.

      What a combo!

      Any other bloke wearing such a combo would immediately feel their cock and balls invert and retreat inside their lower intestinal area like a Samurai trans beast.

      Gotta love the tramp stamp kanji on the tongue.

      Gobsmacked anyone would actually buy those trainers. Unless it was for a joke?

      Ed bopping around in the special needs area in a bubble football to protect himslef, with those trainers sticking out the bottom.

      He’ll still be attacked by at least 3 people.

        Bopping? More like Morris dancing.

        Also, white mesh trabs at a festival?

        Pure idiocy.

        At least Rhouses monstrosities are in a somewhat festival friendly colourway. Especially if he’s clearing up discarded styrofoam cups and burger boxes.

          Lol @ festival friendly colorway