An Enfield man has been banned from his local Lidl for taking his pet snake with him on a shopping trip.

Staff and customers were stunned when Andre Belle-Etoile strolled into the Enfield store with his pet python Pliskin draped around his neck.

Some petrified shoppers looked on in horror as the 46-year-old wandered the aisles before being told to leave by management.

Andre claimed he made the trip to test the store’s no dog policy “to the limit”.

He said the five-year-old, 6ft-long reptile posed no danger to other shoppers and that he did not know what all the fuss was about.

After leaving the supermarket Andre, went to a nearby branch of B&Q to buy some compost.

A spokeswoman for Lidl said: “We’d kindly ask Mr Belle-Etoile to leave Pliskin the snake at home in future - after all, we’re a supermarket, not a safari.”

Good to see Zoogly having a reg straight off the bat.

Did you ever get the annual? Fucking hell, it’s funny. The edition of Daily Mail Island is genius. The Daily Mail has a question of the day in the letters page with a yes and a no argument - in the Daily Mail Island the question posed is “Is homosexuality an abomination” and there are two arguments “yes” and “yes”. Fucking brilliant.

    LOL. No i missed that. I don’t think Brooker is anywhere near as funny as he was back then. All went downhill after Nathan Barley.

      I once saw a Brooker at a festival with his wife and baby in a pram. I don’t think to this day I’ve seen a more miserable person.

        Along_the_Wire Did you ever get the annual? Fucking hell, it’s funny. The edition of Daily Mail Island is genius. The Daily Mail has a question of the day in the letters page with a yes and a no argument - in the Daily Mail Island the question posed is “Is homosexuality an abomination” and there are two arguments “yes” and “yes”. Fucking brilliant.

        Lol, that is class!

          Along_the_Wire Met him at a mate’s birthday about 8/9 years ago and he was quite jolly and the centre of attention

            This is the thread I never check in on normally, whether on Bedrock or the previous Jaded Clubbers.

            The proper mongs’ thread, route one to lols via other

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