Along_the_Wire Perfect.
Valentine's Day
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Took the day off, bought the missus brunch and instead of taking her bike for a needed service, bought her the new one she had her eye on. Best reaction of any present yet!
alistair Factor Ostro?
Along_the_Wire Oh God no. She probably would have killed me 
Vitus Nucleus 29 VR
alistair nicely done!
Wife: āWeāre not doing Valentineās Day this year are we?ā
Me: āSure, happy not to do it this yearā [* remembers Valentineās Day 2021 when she also said that and got the hump when I didnāt give her flowers. Then had to pay a load of money to get flowers delivered on the day before divorce oāclock*]
Wife (intermittently for the next few days) referencing Valentineās Day at every opportunity.
Me: No comment
Me: Order flowers, card etc. for Valentineās Day.
Wife: [on Valentineās Day] I thought we werenāt doing anything. You didnāt have to buy me anything.
Me: Groans
Wife hurriedly goes out to shops on Valentineās day to get me a card and some chocolates.
As always, my postman needs back surgery having struggled to deliver all of the cards I got sent.
Thought and prayers for Mrs Rhouses and her bucket. If anyone needed a break itās that woman.
My wife just called me. She said, āThree of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.ā I said, āThatās probably why theyāve received flowers then.ā
Roses are red
Bee Gees are disco
You may be hot
But you aināt Trisco
Was in Paris the weekend with the missus , could not believe that Ireland happened to be playing and I had tickets and my mates happened to show up
Rhouses are red
Violets are blue
A lucky Indian lady
Just found a turd in her loo
Lolās for ScottBailey and Dave!
9 days later
lols for dan, mc, & dave.
Fuck you guys.
a year later
Come on Ed, spill the beans, what did you give/receive today as the board suave master?
The postman must really hate Ed on Valentineās day. Proper puts his back out every year carrying all those scented letters and assorted fancies.