alistair Took the day off, bought the missus brunch and instead of taking her bike for a needed service, bought her the new one she had her eye on. Best reaction of any present yet!
whatever Wally Wife: āWeāre not doing Valentineās Day this year are we?ā Me: āSure, happy not to do it this yearā [* remembers Valentineās Day 2021 when she also said that and got the hump when I didnāt give her flowers. Then had to pay a load of money to get flowers delivered on the day before divorce oāclock*] Wife (intermittently for the next few days) referencing Valentineās Day at every opportunity. Me: No comment Me: Order flowers, card etc. for Valentineās Day. Wife: [on Valentineās Day] I thought we werenāt doing anything. You didnāt have to buy me anything. Me: Groans Wife hurriedly goes out to shops on Valentineās day to get me a card and some chocolates.
Smallman1 As always, my postman needs back surgery having struggled to deliver all of the cards I got sent.
Mad_Cyril Dan Thought and prayers for Mrs Rhouses and her bucket. Likely got a new bucket & āchopping knifeā. Rhouses knows how to treat a lady
Dan My wife just called me. She said, āThree of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.ā I said, āThatās probably why theyāve received flowers then.ā
Heno Was in Paris the weekend with the missus , could not believe that Ireland happened to be playing and I had tickets and my mates happened to show up
Smallman1 Hursty Come on Ed, spill the beans, what did you give/receive today as the board suave master? Iāll put it this way, if this yearās a leap year, sheās definitely going to propose.
Millsy The postman must really hate Ed on Valentineās day. Proper puts his back out every year carrying all those scented letters and assorted fancies.
