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bosstrabs ALSO, going into 2023, Bants School is delighted to announce the Bant Research Institute, in partnership with Oxford Brookes University.

It’d surely be the ‘Bant Educational Research Centre’, or ‘BERC’ for short.

    Hugo doing the bants!

    And doing it well!

    Hugo and Si are a credit to you Ed

    MC on the other hand……. fuck me :s

      Is bants school now classed as an ‘event’?

        The following attendees are in the frame for next January’s course -

        Millsy
        Amps
        MC

        They’ll be smashing it by Feb / March confirmed!

          C_J MC on the other hand……. fuck me :s

          Hurts coming from a big hitter like yourself CeeJay

            Millsy Is bants school now classed as an ‘event’?

            Could be a January event in the offing. You coming, panto should have finished by then?

              Millsy defo the middle aged, badly dressed sleazy wanker that attends freshers week at the student union every year regular as clockwork and tries to score with the lasses at Bants University.

                Wally units everywhere, with their modules jiggling about everywhere? Yes!

                    Millsy ‘I keep getting older and they keep staying the same age’ as he’s spilling a rum and coke down his pants.

                      Adding a bespoke module for Millsy - How to take the bants.

                        Smallman1 ‘bespoke module’ = mandatory student lessons from the student welfare and safeguarding team.

                          Smallman1 I’m oldskool on that front, like a cornered animal, the Derms defence. Something I’ve not been able to shake since the GU days.

                              Millsy tbf Derms windmills into situations pre-emptively before he’s even been attacked.

                                  Wally a similar feeling to his Mrs when he pats her on the arsehole and whispers ’you’ve been dermoed’ apres sex.

                                  He still gives the best hugs though 💘

                                    Can someone send an invite to Wal?