The following attendees are in the frame for next January’s course -
Millsy
Amps
MC
They’ll be smashing it by Feb / March confirmed!
The following attendees are in the frame for next January’s course -
Millsy
Amps
MC
They’ll be smashing it by Feb / March confirmed!
Millsy defo the middle aged, badly dressed sleazy wanker that attends freshers week at the student union every year regular as clockwork and tries to score with the lasses at Bants University.
Adding a bespoke module for Millsy - How to take the bants.
Can someone send an invite to Wal?
The only way wally could ever be funny is getting hit by a car crossing a road (Even funnier if he only looks right for oncoming vehicles but the car comes from the left ).
Himself and MC are like bants vacuums. They enter otherwise healthy threads and literally hoover all the fun out of them in a single post.
It’s a good job invites aren’t still dispatched by messengers on horses btw.
“Oh, BORE OFF, Dave! etc etc”
Dave, Smalls, I have sent the nominations for the ‘Sultan of Bants’ Rewards and Recognition program, please share your feedback and approvals.
Rhouses, I know it’s totally de rigeur to open a campus in Asia, like Duke have near Shanghai and so on, to hoover up that lucrative Asian demand, but that’s not what we’re about here at Bants School.
Fundamentally, we feel it would cheapen our brand to have thousands of Indians running round saying ‘kitchen sink!’, ‘suave the treacles’, ‘invite en route!’.
Hi Dave,
We discussed this. Our angel investor, monostereo, has set audacious targets for JFM, and this must reflect in our annual operating plan. While I’m willing to recognize that my honorary degree and valedictorian award in 2008 was a result of a privileged private school education in Eastbourne, Sussex; we need to think volume and scale and can longer rely on tiny, insignificant markets such as the UK. We just can’t afford to repeat mistakes from the past, like losing deep pocketed VCs such as Uncle John from Bedrock Inc. We’re already struggling with the American market, with below par candidates such as zackster, and Jonatan Yeah’s self imposed sabbatical.
‘Sultan of Bants’ is just the sort of nomenclature we need to attract a larger market and applicant pool. However, for 2022, I’m willing to keep our demographic limited and add Mad Cyril as one of the nominations. Even though he’s a mainstay of the Peppa Pig table, he has shown initiative and ownership in the “Arsehole Hygiene” conversation starter thread, challenging mid-level management such as Dermo and Millsy. Referring to the former as “Karl Pilkington with Tourette’s” & the latter’s bung hole as a “rusty sheriff’s badge”. If not the ‘Sultan of Bants’ award, we must consider giving him the ‘Bar Raiser of Bants School’ pat on the back, so we can offer him the updated benefits package and retain him.
Looking forward to your thoughts.
Regards,
Rhouses
(Honoris Causa Doctorate: Bants School)
PS: Aligned on the next steps for Hugo. Let’s roll out his Performance Improvement Plan ASAP.
@Smallman1 do you still have @rhouses address to send the invite?
I’m not taking the lead on the referral program Dave, Smalls can keep those invites to himself.