Dating apps and war stories

Heno

Smallman1 it takes a special man alright!

Smallman1

Only the strong survive on here Heno!

nicksneddon

Those boat parties are absolutely fucking legendary

Jules72

Meanwhile back in dating land, you have 3 questions and answers on Hinge to talk about yourself and you choose this one?!

LT42

Jules72 if you make less than 1m then fuck off. No. You fuck off.

Smallman1

I agree with what Holly says.

I go 2 teabags every time.

Hursty

Smallman1 Wahey!!

Mad_Cyril

Holly clearly likes builders

Hursty

Mad_Cyril Everyday or just for Breakfast?

Mad_Cyril

Dunno mate. Wouldn’t like to find out!!

Jules72

Sister Bliss still available lads…. and five years younger than she usually is!

-si-

Jules72

Fuck sake jules, about 20 years too late for all of us. Imagine the global guest lists and amount of free drink and drugs that would have yielded in your clubbing hey day, for fuck sake?

-si-

Echo

-si-

Millsy

If there is a better post on the new JC forum, i haven’t seen it yet!

Why did i have to take the last 2 weeks off, for fuck sake?

Ed, i just don’t know what to say…

Smallman1

You say it best Si, when you say nothing at all.

Smallman1

Got 3 dates in the diary courtesy of Bumble.

HE’S BACK!

Millsy

Did you go all in and use ‘the pic’ for your profile?

Smallman1

Use that for DMs.

Proper game changer.

Millsy

So you mind me also using it for any dick pic requests I get through?

Smallman1

Millsy So you mind me also using it for any dick pic requests I get through?

You get dick pic requests?

Millsy

Smallman1 mainly Dave. Whats he like?!

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