Serving up fish and chips with a snide of gravy for all the heathens.

hop on my working Awards thread, with actual categories, and without Smallman being a bellend

I know, the jokes were fairly poor to be fair.

Is Paul getting ready for a prodigal son number?

SM1’s Footballer of the Year?

Eyal BERKovic

Mad Cyril’s favourite ever United player?

David BERKham

    Daves favourite romantic holiday destination?

    BERKina Fatso

    Daves favourite tune @ last night of the Proms?

    Pomp and BERKumstance

    Here lads I’ve got one…

    MAD CYRIL’s favourite fox hunt? The BERKSHIRE Hunt.

    And his new favourite dish of the week?

    BERK chicken

    Daves favourite boy George song - Do you really want to berk me.