The General Covid19 Thread

Wally

At the risk of BF being a cunt again; More ‘FAO Parents - important’ style news:

I find it quite heartening the lots of local councils are saying they are going to defy the governments’ orders to reopen schools on June 1st while things are unsafe.

LT42

FabiParas Less than 4k deaths here and everyone has kept to the rules from day 1. Supermarkets always fully stocked, no hoarding of toilet roll etc. Everyone wearing masks. Nobody down at the seaside walking or abusing the rules during strict lockdown times. Feels very organised and people have been taking it seriously from the get-go. The lockdown measures they’ve brought in (full lockdown every weekend) have gone off without a hitch barring the first time they announced it with 2 hours notice, but now it works smoothly and seems to have slowed the infection rates considerably. Turkey came to the party late and it seemed to give them the benefit of taking the best measures from other countries and implementing them fast. The large spike in cases came from 20k travellers to the Umre in Saudi being let back in without being tested. This was right about the time anybody returning from Europe were being put into 2 weeks quarantine. But of course, Erdoğan’s Muslim disciples get special treatment.

Homegrove

Schools opened here today.

Homegrove

Millsy

Devastating news for Smallsy here. https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/14/men-low-testosterone-greater-risk-dying-coronavirus-12703058/?ico=pushly-notifcation-small&utm_source=pushly

Smallman1

Millsy

I’ve broken more hearts than you’ve had hot dinners!

zackster

Ffs let him get his footing before we start the jibes again.

jonattonyeah

I’m looking forward to the second assault of my nasopharyngeal tomorrow morning. Nothing like getting a 4 inch swab rammed in your nose until it hits the back of your skull at 8 in the morning. If I have to get a third,, might just ask they pull the 6 footer out and go straight up my ass.

Negative first go. Given it feels like a hippopotamus has taken refuge on my chest for the past few we’ll see how this goes.

Along_the_Wire

jonattonyeah God’s speed JTY

Mad_Cyril

jonattonyeah

Avoid going hungover mate, was less than optimal!

Homegrove

This:

Wally

The R rate back up and we’ve not even hit the results of the conga line spastics due in a few weeks. ffs.

Jules72

Wally Christ, everyone is obsessed with R0 when no one has a hope in hell of accurately estimating it… yet journos are reporting small changes in it all the time.. the German number moves quickly and spuriously between 0.65 and 1.1 and back again…. load of bollocks frankly.. although it wouldn’t surprise me if the fuckwits that run the country took it seriously

Wally

FelchAid

Charlie Brooker antiviral wipe is a must. Superb. Then again should this be in the TV thread?

jonattonyeah

Tested positive.

Fuck me. Lovely to know I have some alien killer thing living in me and off of me right this very second. 14 days of fuck all for me now. Should probably order a volleyball to be friends with.

Homegrove

jonattonyeah Tested positive.

Fuck me. Lovely to know I have some alien killer thing living in me and off of me right this very second. 14 days of fuck all for me now. Should probably order a volleyball to be friends with.

Hope you react to it mildly mate! Now’s the time to start that TV show you’ve been putting off.

Mad_Cyril

jonattonyeah
Hang tough brother ✊

Along_the_Wire

jonattonyeah Jeez. Make sure you post regularly, any significant lapse and we can only assume it’s curtains.

Good luck pal.

Dubman

jonattonyeah
All the best mate.

-si-

jonattonyeah

Hopefully a mild case and speedy recovery, fella. Take care.

zackster

God damn. You’ll be fine amigo. ✊🏼

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