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Slightly coloured yes. But not crispy. Just reminds ok a cheap fryup from a cafe

    Dubman I really think the key is cleaning them.

    Lol, Iā€™d say thatā€™s a good idea if youā€™re using frying pans regularly.

      Mad_Cyril Glad he confirmed the Kerala trip, secures the identity of our beloved Derms. Was still a bit confused.

        Donā€™t get me wrong Dermo, Iā€™m not a fan of beigelā€™s.

        But one of those salt beef numbers after a few beers is tremenballs.

        I see nothing enticing about eating something that resembles Elton Johnā€™s ringpiece after an all night session either.

          Cankles-McJeggings As pointed out by Dave, bagels are for Jews, Sepos and homosexuals.

          You both missed off hipsters/cunts.

          As you can see by their apparent ā€˜trendinessā€™ to Guardian food clowns like Edwand

              MC, youā€™d love a salt beef beigel, think of it as a corned beef roll but better!

              I think youā€™ve made your point on the spelling of bagel there enwand. Fully reinforcing MCā€™s hipster cunt reference because only hipster cunts in Shoreditch and Brick lane would be tedious/pretentious enough to refer to them as that. Everyone else just calls them bagels.

              Smallman1

              I think everyone is fully aware of that. Itā€™s something only hipster cunts would bother themselves with though and you wonā€™t find anywhere else but in bellend land.
              Tbf I havenā€™t got you down as a hipster though, you arenā€™t hip enough to qualify.

                Smallman1 Beigels are the ancestors of bagels Derm.

                They are not ā€˜the ancestorsā€™. ā€˜Beigelā€™ is just an alternative romanisation/transliteration of the Yiddish בײגל.

                Have I taught you absolutely fucking nothing when going on about Hanyu Pinyin vs. Wade Giles romanisation of Chinese characters? Itā€™s like Sichuan vs. Szechuan.

                  This is a metaphor for when Rhouses tells me ā€œYou dont like Bagels??? oh you just havenā€™t had a good one.ā€

                    LT42 toast the fucker and eat it hot, LT. World of difference.

                    • LT42 replied to this.

                        Bagelā€™s are effectively a luxury fast food compared to the complete and utter fucking madness that is RYVITA crackerbread.

                        ā€œOh iā€™m famished, i could murder a beautiful ryvita crackerbread with cottage cheese and pineapple on it!ā€ Said no-one ever, except myra hindley, the cunt.