The Climate Change Thread

Am thrilled amp’s isn’t my neighbor.

zackster Am thrilled amp’s isn’t my neighbor.

Amps would print out the latest thing he found on Twitter and post it through your letterbox every day, with scrawly handwriting in green ink: “Here M8, thought you might like this!111!!!!!1111111 LOLL£RS!111”

I’d be sprayed by one of the 15 skunks living in his unkempt yard while he shouts over the fence about how only humans like cut lawns which aren’t covered in a cloud of midge flies.

Amps with his ginger hair and awful trabs hanging out in his back yard every day, pushing weights on his rain-rotted bench.

Leaning over the decrepit fence which is unfortunately legally on his property so you can do nothing about.

“alright lid, seen these on the Twitter today ave yer? Printed them out for yer”

Amps blasting scouse house in his backyard every day.

“Just spot me will yer lid?”

Then doing the Birkenhead stomp when your missus is round. Ginger frizz flying everywhere like Eric Stoltz in Mask.

Amps getting ready to go to the club, asking for your opinion on his threads

After a Saturday night session:

zackster I’d be sprayed by one of the 15 skunks living in his unkempt yard while he shouts over the fence about how only humans like cut lawns which aren’t covered in a cloud of midge flies.

LOL.

Woken up every night around 3am whilst his Raccoons rifle your bins

Amps how’s the golf going, Amps?

Amps Ooooof!

The bees and butterflies disappearing isn’t exactly a mystery. Neonicotinoids are directly responsible.

Mad_Cyril yep. One of its uses is to coat seeds.