Any fool with the right qualifications for sandwich rankings would not think twice about adding in the Japanese 7-11 egg salad sandwich in the Top 10 list.

Not to say jp’s list is not good, it’s a fine list. It’s just not GOAT. Leaving out the 5 star hotel club sandwich for a redundant ‘bacon sarnie’ immediately makes it moot.

Also, one must question his choice of the oyster po boy over the classic shrimp po boy.

    rhouses Also, one must question his choice of the oyster po boy over the classic shrimp po boy.

    Ban request for Rhouses.

      If anyone on here knows his scran, it’s the R-Dawg.

      Whilst back in blighty we went for a stroll around Delamere forest where I had a trusty egg and cress sarny on white cob which I proceeded to put ready salted french fries in.
      Also had a red Leicester, roast ham and piccalilli on rye.

      Both brought a tear to my eye and both quintessentially English. None of that foreign muck listed.

      This was slightly tainted by 1000s of smelly, undesirable Gallagher brother wannabees lingering around as he was playing there later that evening. Absolute shit show it was, like a giant smelly advert for Adidas.

      rhouses kewpie mayo, dijon mustard

      Mixing Kewshite with Dijon? BURN HIM!

        Dijon mustard knowing that Colman’s ENGLISH mustard is available is absurd.

        Kewpie is Japanese. And wank. It’s like vegatable oil paste with vinegar in it. Hellman’s pisses all over it.

        I actually went with hellmans for the first couple of batches when I started, it was yummy, but maybe a tad bit heavy. kewpie is feels lighter and has an umami flavour I can’t describe.

        Will try colmans once the Dijon is done.

        I’d like to see a Rhouses YouTube food channel, similar to that fat pikey’s who reviews British takeaways except with a classier, international feel and a follow up vid detailing the type of stool the meal produced and whether it resulted in the death from noxious fumes of any domestic staff or any remedial plumbing work etc etc.

          2 years later

          Dermo getting it all sorts of wrong shitting on Kewpie. lol. No clue.

            Shall I tell you what I had the other day? Sliced boiled egg, sliced tomato, salad cream and salt and pepper on white sourdough. It was magnificent.

              Just made a fried egg & mushroom sandwich..it was delicious

              Cheese, crispy bacon, mayo, salt n pepper, on thick cut brown bread. Bliss.